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glutenfreevodka:

im literally fucking choking at this always sunny moment when charlie and dennis are getting high by sniffing turpentine and charlie is moving his hands like hes giving a lightshow but theres nothing on his hands and dennis is sitting there in awe

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lady gaga: ***breathes***
lil monster: This means something on a much deeper and intellectual level than most people want to give Lady Gaga credit for. The inhale of oxygen represents her bringing new life, a new sound, a new generation of oxygen particles represents Lady Gaga opening the door to new experiences and creative energy. The inhale is a performance art and a parody of a societal inability to open new passages of creativity. But then....the exhale. Gaga releasing of carbon dioxide is a commentary on all the waste of creative juices within the realm of society and the aspect of media culture not giving artists the inability to shed a new skin and transcend new heights. Art pop.




DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE




*You’ve* never been arrested before?

L.A. Police officer speaking to a Black actor who pretended to break in to Jason Roberts’ car while Roberts filmed it.  Roberts, who is White, also filmed himself  breaking into the same car to demonstrate the difference in peoples’ reactions based on the race of the person attempting to break into the car.  Roberts tried to break into his own car for 30 minutes and nobody bothered him.  A police car even drove past at one point and did nothing. When the Black actor, Quentin Brunson, attempted to break into the car, the police were called and showed up within 2 minutes.

Related: Racial Profiling Bike Experiment

(via letterstomycountry)

(via learnblog)





Soulmarks

laserskellernoises:

My parents’ marks are matching stains across their palms, wrapping around each other’s hands like a perpetual handshake.  My sister has a long, oval shape along her arm from where her someone will someday jostle her. My grandma had a smudged little circle on her shin that matched the dark blue on my grandpa’s big toe.

Mine? Mine is a bullet hole.